did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
Porn is love you can see.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
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Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
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I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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