Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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