Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
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my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
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That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
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