you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
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HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
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Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Randomize