Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
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She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
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Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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