shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I think I am morally bankrupt
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
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can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
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If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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