I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
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No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
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You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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