what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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