I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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