you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
