when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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