Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
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Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
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Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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