Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
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So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
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You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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