But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
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