Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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