Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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