And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
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i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
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some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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