I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
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I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
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Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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