Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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