I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
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Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
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It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I'm sobbing to NWA
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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