with your own penis?
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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