If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
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