How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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