And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
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He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
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And my parents said I crawled through the house
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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