Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
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