I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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