my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
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I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
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Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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