The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
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I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
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i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO