can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
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M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
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When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
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Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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