You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
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Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
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I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.