The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?