You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.