they need to just BURY HIM!
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
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we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
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When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
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