Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I am one with the molecules
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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