alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
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So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
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Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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