i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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