I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
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i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
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Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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