went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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