Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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