a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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