Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Randomize
