sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
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