toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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