His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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