I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
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jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
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I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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