everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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