This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
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