Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Randomize
