Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
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