So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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