we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
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Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
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There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
as a side note pls kill me
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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