i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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