You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Is it penis luge time yet?
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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