one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
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i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
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I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
did you just send me my own nude
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
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