I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
do herpes really smell.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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