think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
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I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
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Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
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